"Hello there. I'm Moloch...er, Malcom. Yes, Malcom. Just join with me. I can make all your wildest dreams come true. Help me...just one more. I love you. I can help you achieve whatever you've barely dared to dream. Just help me...help me get out of this blasted computer!"
Hey! I'm Jane, the Frog on the Wall. If you want to head over to my real web site, click here. This isn't actually real. I got the idea for this site from a list of ways you know you're obsessed with BtVS, the television show. Also known as Buffy the Vampire Slayer. One of the reasons on any of those lists, no matter where you are, will inevitably be, "You search 'Moloch,' just to see what comes up."
You see, there's a story behind that. Moloch was a demon on the show, who was trapped in a book. The book was scanned onto the computer, and the demon was released onto the Internet. He was trapped, but not in the book. I believe, trapped onto the Internet. Therefore, Moloch on the computer systems, let's search the word and see if we find a demon on the other end. Heh. This was all a gag. However, I'm submitting this to search engines and adding a counter, just because I want to see how many people will actually try it. I did, once. Moloch is the name of some exotic lizard, apparently. I also got linked to one of those "You know you're obsessed with BtVS when..."
Well, am I? Three guesses. Why don't you tell me what you think anyways. I'm a little slow on the uptake.
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